You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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