; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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