From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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