Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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