is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We need to get me chipped asap
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