AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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