You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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