I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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