hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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