i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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