how can u be prego again
Me too!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
