I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I wish you could order shots online.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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