So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
id be glad to
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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