dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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