i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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