Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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