dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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