Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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