This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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