Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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