thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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