when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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