Me. At least after what I've been through.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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