Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Bring me that man meat
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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