I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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