If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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