all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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