Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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