No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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