If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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