is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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