I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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