Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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