i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Randomize
