I hate your face
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize