i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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