Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's Friday. Sex?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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