She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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