I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
third nipple confirmed
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
