The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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