sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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