Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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