I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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