You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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