Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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