i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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