I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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