Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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