She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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