My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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