Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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