Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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