Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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